this would be so funny if it were on tv

No one puts Baby in a corner.

facemeetpalm Jun 23, 2010 21:30

Oh my god. I am massively attracted to a man who is LITERALLY twice my age. And I'm not talking about my girlboner for Robert Downey Jr. I mean someone I know in real life. Ohgodohgod.

AND DID I MENTION THAT HE LIKES ME BACK? BECAUSE HE DOES. HE TOLD ME.

Hee. :3Ohhhhhhhh god. My life. What the fuck. IS IT OBVIOUS THAT I AM SORT OF LOSING MY SHIT ( Read more... )

i am a terrible person, this would be so funny if it were on tv, god i'm so livejournal, ariel got some ass

How is your heart, little darling?

facemeetpalm Sep 27, 2009 15:10

Bah. Jon and I broke up again ( Read more... )

ariel is annoying, my life is so dramatic, my so-called emo, this would be so funny if it were on tv, god i'm so livejournal

“GAY CHEATING IS YAY CHEATING.”

facemeetpalm May 17, 2008 22:09

Yeah, so, here's the behemoth I was talking about. Let's rewind to four months ago...

In the (not so) recent words of irish279: O HAI, I IS LIVING ( Read more... )

my life is so dramatic, some people have all the pastry, this would be so funny if it were on tv, too sad for public viewing, ariel is annoying, squeeing, ariel got some ass, god i'm so livejournal

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

facemeetpalm Jun 14, 2007 22:09

I... I think I pulled a muscle in my tit.

Oh god the pain.

No seriously it hurts to breathe. And move. Waah. D: D: D:

whyyyyyyyyyy, some people have all the pastry, this would be so funny if it were on tv